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Saturday, April 14, 2012

Supermarket Shopping Rules

There are a few rules I am a stickler for when it comes to supermarkets:


1)Always enter and exit through the proper doorways (The ONLY time I break the first rule is when there are kids trying to sell me shit at the front door - then its a matter of survival and all doors are game).


2) Isles are like streets - stay on the right (feel free to jump lanes with your body but leave your cart where it is).


3) 20 items or less is a rule, not a suggestion.


4) The quickest way from point A to B is a straight line - do not walk diagonal across the parking lot. 


5) Always return your cart because you know how frustrated you get when someone left a cart in the parking spot you want. 




If we can all follow these simple rules, shopping would be so much less stressful.


Feel free to add your own in the comments section!

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